Swat-Vac: Definition- Week off before finals for the purpose of studying or, for the more folksy type, to travel the depths of
Australiaaaa....
Just when you think your trip couldn't get more interesting, it does!

Day 1:
After eating heaps of
Mackers (McDonald's) and waiting in the
Townsville airport to depart to Brisbane, we were finally told that our pilots had ran into an episode of food poisoning, and that we wouldn't fly that night.
SHITTTT! our plans our RUINED!! ...so we thought, but not
exactly... we decided to rape the airline of all its
amenities and got a free hotel that night in
Townsville, met some middle aged miners who were on their week off, took a taxi downtown, drank heaps of Guinness, came back to the hotel around
hmm 3:30, bought two
McChickens... went to bed to wake up only 3 hrs later.... great start to our
trippp, other than the canceled flight of course (but we got a free flight voucher which I'm using to fly from Melbourne to Sydney
wooo!!)...
Day 2:
Waking up super early to catch the next flight to
Bris, we arrive at the airport at 7:30... flight was
supposed to be at 9... ended up
wating 3 hrs for an engineer to fly up FROM
Bris and inspect the plane so
WTF!! .. delayed flight yet
againnnnnnn.. so finally, we get to
Bris, and after hours upon hours of train/
transportaion rides, we arrive in
Noosa, at my friend Evan's cousin's House... IT WAS
SICKKK!! Cool
aussie girl, chill hippie dude, drug dealer, and a
Korean that doesn't speak
English. I met up with my friend Carmen from Switzerland that night (she's a real cutie) at an Irish pub while the others got smashed elsewhere.

Day 3: Swam in ocean... boarded a greyhound headed for Hervey Bay (base of Fraser Island). arrived late to our smelly nasty hostel room.. ate some subway which took forever to get
ahhh...
Day 4: Woke up super early and met everyone on our Fraser trip. Later, we boarded the ferry w/ everyone and our 4x4 and met some cool ass people including two
american doctors who live in Byron Bay..who eventually gave me a ride back to the airport a week later. On Fraser (the world's largest sand island), we saw a cool ship wreck, and set up camp/cooked dinner, played cricket/rugby which the
british take EXTREMELY seriously.... slept on ground.
ahh.
Day 5: Next day we headed to a sweet lookout, our group consisted of 4
americans (us), 4
british, 1
scottish and 1 Norwegian named The Hoff. The
brits were cool and the Hoff was funny as shit. I love
scandanavians. The other cars didn't like our driving and started spreading roomers about us.. but there were sweet people there like a bunch of cute
sweedish girls/more
brits, but
amazinly, no other
americans,
australians, or
germans. I absolutely
loveee scandanavian accents... they are
soooo coool...After, we went to some other cool part of the island where we had lunch and took it all in
ahhhh. That night was a mess.. bottomless
spag w/ tons of food and whiskey everywhere... Dingos also came into our camp
lookin for food... but I guess they can get aggressive sometimes and eat little children..
hmm. not good
Day 6: Last day on Fraser.. went to Lake McKenzie on Fraser which had the clearest, more pure freshwater
everrrrr. not to leave out the finest grains of sand... Quite the place to chill. Once we got back to the mainland, we weren't able to catch a bus back to
Noosa that day so we got a free hostel stay. The night ended up pretty good,
partyin w/ everyone one last time, w/ the
sweedish girls,
brits, and the Hoff. Great time.....
Day 7: Bus back to
Noosa..Hung out with Carmen (Swiss Carmen), took a hike with her to a
Noosa view point... then we all ate dinner and met up at the Irish pub... later met up w/ those
american doctors....got pulled over by a cop and had to take a
breathalizer test which I thankfully passed after
havin 1 glass of wine.
sheeeit. the legal limit here is .05... so that freaked us out a
lil bit.. but all is well... said bye to
carmen, went home n crashed.
Day 8: got up, cooked
brecky, went surfing, got a ride from the doctors to
brisbane... shopped a little, boarded my flight.. flew back to
townsville,
Nowwwwwwww one day later.. I'm here procrastinating my studying
hmmm.
Anyways, the trip was a blast and wish, again, that all my
homies from the mainland could be here with me. Some day we will all be and travel together.. But for now, I'm off to the books and
studyin so I can get done w/ my final and say hello to Melbourne, Sydney, and finally NZ!!!
wooo!!
peaceeeeee..